The Security Mentor

You've got security problems. Everyone does. The ones you don't know about are the most dangerous. Hire me, and I'll tell you at length just how to set up a reporting program so that you have a fighting chance of finding out about the unknown problems before the bad guys do.

Or you can clap your hands over your ears, shout "LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!", and treat the person trying to help you by bringing up a problem as an enemy:
http://techdirt.com/articles/20060622/1647210.shtml