Saturday, January 06, 2007

Another excerpt from security analysis of Hogwarts School of Magic 

This report is copyright in the year MXIV from the founding of Hogwarts. Unauthorized distribution may result in small aches and pains, loss of hair after age 30, acne before age 20, and unwanted weight gain.

PHYSICAL SECURITY: SCHOOL AND GROUNDS

Executive summary


Physical security is adequate but needs regular review for protection against Muggles, may be inadequate against dark wizards, and is rated Not Acceptable against internal threats. Protection against Muggles will ultimately fail and Hogwarts must prepare for the failure.

Overview

The purpose of physical security measures is to prevent the school from being discovered by the outside world, to allow the school to remain in operation, and to preserve the school's essential form and function.

Section A: Muggles.


Confidentiality is preserved by confusion spells which prevent Muggles who enter the area from seeing the school and by the Unplottable Charm which prevents the school from showing on a map. Muggle artifacts which augment their senses don't work close to Hogwarts. The Ministry of Magic maintains a department which handles any failures of this protection by erasing the memories of the Muggles involved.

These measures were complete and adequate when Hogwarts was founded and for centuries thereafter. They need to be updated to counter the many new capabilities Muggles have developed (for example, for a century now Muggles have been able to fly). The updates will have to be redone and redone as Muggle capabilities grow.

The Ministry of Magic, working with the research faculty at Hogwarts, must develop spells to counter the following Muggle artifacts:

A security system is only as good as its backup measures in case it fails. The Ministry has an effective program to trace the contacts of Muggles who have too much information and to erase their memories. In the days of Hufflepuff, Gryffendore, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin, this worked well because wizards could send warnings to each other faster than Muggles could spread news.

Muggle communications today are so effective that few wizards can understand or believe how effective they are. In a heartbeat, they could send news of Hogwarts to billions around the world. Even if Ministry operatives erased the memories of Muggle reporters, a Muggle invention from around the time of the Tri-Wizard Tournament would allow any Muggle with information to publish it.

Recommendations:

Section B: Dark Wizards


Hogwarts has measures in place to limit access to the grounds, including a block on Apparating and the ability to monitor the Floo network. There is no effective control over access by broom or flying car, and the Hogwarts Express seems to be unsupervised.

There is no effective protection against a dark wizard entering the grounds by possessing a student, for example with an enchanted diary.

The castle and grounds have a record of hidden features and back doors. Some have proven dangerous, for example the Chamber of Secrets.

Recommendations:

Section C: Internal threats


In one notorious incident, an undergraduate was able to turn part of the castle into a swamp. A full remediation is outside the scope of this engagement, but Hogwarts must immediately implement the recommendations of our report about password security.

Our rating of the current state of security against internal threats is Not Acceptable.

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